Inquiries

 

"Why do you require a deposit for local Incalls?"

Outside of the obvious (to cover for sudden cancellations or no shows / to guarantee a prioritized spot in my schedule to see me / to assure the seriousness of your booking), I'm afraid my living situation doesn't allow the flexibility to have guests over to entertain.
The deposit will cover the cost of the lodgings I will alternatively provide for us to spend our date together. Therefore, if you’re unwilling to send a deposit for such an arrangement then I can’t accept an Incall visit from you.

"I'm female/nonbinary/trans/etc. Can I still see you?"

I am pansexual. Therefore I have no issues at all with mingling with ladies, gentlemen, or gentlethem.

"Do you do Greek/BB/GFE/PSE/3sums/etc etc sex and etc?"

I'm going to have to play the UNO Reverse card on you and send you counterclockwise to the exit, and don't even think about getting another turn.

"I am only 21 years old/AA/an alien/etc. Can I still see you?"

I do not discriminate against age/sex/ethnicity/religious background when it comes to my suitors. All I ask is for you to be respectable and down to earth during our time together. (I may have to check the law book about hosting extraterrestrial beings though...)

"Are you available to couples?"

Until given notice, I'm afraid I'm not seeing couples at this time.

“I said hi / hey / sup / asked if you’re available / asked for your rates. Why didn’t you respond back?”

In my eyes, this is not a proper introduction or service inquiry. It also instantly gives away that you skimmed or did not read the details on my advertisements on the types of messages that I will not give the time of day to - and potentially any other important factors on how to reach out to me. If your message is something you wouldn’t send to your doctor, lawyer, or any type of professional, then you definitely shouldn’t send it to me. Your first text or email to me will determine my first impression of you, and the ones that make it count get prioritized over generic and curt greetings.

"Can I request a certain wardrobe?"

Consider me your dress-up doll. You can request attire (and perhaps even a wig!) for our occasion, be it casual, formal, business, or whatever your mind can meld together. By default, I dress very modestly out of courtesy that we may be out in public for our adventure. I don't attract unneeded attention unless you ask me to.

"Are you affiliated with law enforcement?"

Okay, I get it. You saw that old photo of me dressed up as Deputy Raineesha Williams at the sexy Halloween bachelor party, but do you seriously expect a cop to answer that question truthfully?

"I don't want to screen."

Then I don't want to see you.

"Screening is just an invasion of privacy."

The purpose of obtaining the information I request from you is to verify that you're of legal age and you're not Barney Fife or Iceberg Slim. After everything is checked, the info is discarded from my phone, computer, and/or forebrain.

If you have the Facebook app, have Location activated on your phone, or unlock it via biometrics (fingerprint or face recognition) I wouldn't worry about your privacy being invaded by a woman that can't even play Carmen Sandiego properly.

"Do you have a cancellation policy?"

Any cancellations that are less than 24 hours (or at any point for same-day appointments) from when you booked will require a 50% deposit before you reschedule a date. If you develop a habit of canceling multiple times in a row (3+), then I will request the full amount of the consideration for however much time you want in advance before our meet. No call no shows will be thrown into the North Crater and will not be allowed to book with me again.

Life happens, and I believe, to an extent, that it's rigged. So I wholeheartedly understand when situations come up that are completely out of our control. However, I'd want to make sure that any service I have scheduled is made up for fairly so that business is not at a total loss. I invest a lot of time and money to physically and mentally prepare myself to prioritize our date and make the suitor feel as comfortable and satisfied as possible. Nothing irks me more than someone that doesn't perceive our meeting as valuable as I do.

"What forms of payment do you accept?"

I am old school and will always prefer cash above all. However, Cashapp and Venmo are also accepted if physical notes can't be used. With this in mind, I do not accept prepaid gift cards as a form of payment.

“Do you have any/accept reviews?”

I’ll keep it real. I don’t care for reviews and don’t really have the motivation to understand how getting a public standing on TER or EM or whatever else is out there works. The concept puts me off because grown adults will go ahead and leave a red mark on someone’s reputation with little to no face to face discussion about their experience beforehand. I’d rather not have any ‘reviews’, but I can’t convince everyone on the worldwide web to see it my way.

So far, for as long as I’ve been offering companionship, my gatherings have been nothing but positive, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t handle an opinion on something you wish could have gone differently with our date. I’ll give a listening ear, and just maybe we’ll have another chance with each other with your words in consideration.